when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks
and women would come up and look at how cute i was and coo over me and be like “awww how cute wow”
and my dad would be like, “YOU KNOW WHAT’S CUTER THAN ONE BABY”
and then he’d spin around
there was my brother
I love everything about this.
cause we a-listers, we paid sisters, this watch right here dun phased blizzards, i confess i woke up li dih, all this drink in my cuh li dis, all this ass on that ***flawless dick, instagram anotha ***flawless pic, ***flawless city with these ***flawless titties, i got all these hundreds, u got all them fifties
The fact that Liam told us that they don’t want to play WMYB anymore makes it even more fun to watch. Dance for me, puppets.
"We’re preparing you for the real world"
I don’t meant to alarm you but
the real world has calculators